I like Special Dark. And Skor bars.
What is it with women and chocolate? Comparing it to sex? I've never seen a woman rubbing her breasts while chomping down on some Ho-Ho's before.
Well either way, if it's true what Husker posted, it does make sense why the new girl almost always has a huge bar of chocolate next to her bed. F'n nympho.
M, got the girls dipped in Godiva? I don't have any interest in an Englishman in a dress.
cjhsa wrote:M, got the girls dipped in Godiva? I don't have any interest in an Englishman in a dress.
So he says. Don't ever look at his porn collection, your jewels will fall off and your eyes will burn from the horror.
Trader Joe's has a good selection of chocolate. I like the 70% dark and the bittersweet with almonds.
I just ate a Dove ice cream bar in dark chocolate. It wasn't nearly about the ice cream.
I have almost zilch interest in sex at the moment...and I am dieting...so no chocolate.
I just realized why I am depressed.....
dlowan wrote:I have almost zilch interest in sex at the moment....
Talk about doing your partner a huge favor!
Ah.....so one assumes you have done the world a favour and remain virgin, then, cj?
Or perhaps a nice vasectomy?
dlowan wrote:Ah.....so one assumes you have done the world a favour and remain virgin, then, cj?
Or perhaps a nice vasectomy?
Now those are genes I'd want to keep away from my daughter...
I make lots of money and can keep her in chocolate.
But is she gay?
Oh baby, he can keep her in chocolate.
"But is she absolutely fabulous?"
Oh THAT April Fool I LIKE!!!!
The lard is getting a little thick around here.
Well, I hear we've got pancakes now.
I still prefer chocolate, though.
I prefer chocolate too, but we could make some chocolate chip pancakes.
All this talk about chocolate makes me want to purrrrrrrr and purrrrrrrrr and puuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....
pancakes, popsickles, it's all good.
Can we get some marshmallows in here?
