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Fri 31 Mar, 2006 10:08 pm
Chocolate is like sex.
There's some really really, like wow, chocolate. The kind of chocolate you want to suck and let melt in your mouth. It's so good that you forgive it's fat and calories just to have another piece.
And there's maintenance chocolate. It's the kind you bought a couple weeks ago, but it wasn't so good. You've had better chocolate since, but it's still there, fine and all, just not that exciting. It gets you through til your next great bar.
Theeeennn, there's the bad chocolate. This is the chocolate you eat by mistake and wish you hadn't. Sometimes you don't even finish the bar. Sometimes.... even....you don't swallow.
Sometimes it's just nuts..
Well, after reading that post, I'm gonna need a cigarette.
and sometimes there is NO CHOCOLATE at all!!! they're just all out of any decent chocolate everywhere.
is there something wrong with me I cannot really relate
Sometimes you feel a nut, sometimes you don't.
Yes, Husker, there must be something wrong with you! Just kidding.
I've had enough chocolate! I want the sex
Chocolate is good too, though. In fact, I was just talking to my mom today and telling her I was going to buy myself a nice cadbury candy bar. You know the ones that are loaded with fruit. Yum!!!
no time for sex. just gimme the best chocolate there is. now combined, that would be something not to pass by. or sex with someone chocolate-y...
Oh montana, that's not good chocolate, honey!
chocolate, coffee, men.... they all should be dark.... <whistle, walk away>
ok, maybe my title is off. I could have easily posted chocolate AND chocolate.
littlek wrote:Oh montana, that's not good chocolate, honey!
That's about as good as it gets around here
Should we send you some? Milk or dark? What's your address?
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