Setanta wrote:dlowan wrote:A clarm is a clam which has consumer a person's arm.
A variant use means an alarmed clam.
That doesn't help, especially the attempt to use consumer as a verb . . . this is a genuine digression now, ain't it?
Goddammit, you KNEW I meant "consumed", clarm you!
where's that Clarmity Jane?
she'd straighten this out in a jiffy...
I don't get it either.
Edit
Well maybe I do, in using clarm...we're supposed to know the other word that is left out of the mix...clarm is only used to allude to the F part of it without saying it at all...?
this makes sense......well - it's Friday here - perhaps that's one of those non-sense days!
I shot the sheriff
But I didn't shoot no deputy, oh no! Oh!
I shot the sheriff
But I didn't shoot no deputy, ooh, ooh, oo-ooh.)
Yeah! All around in my home town,
They're tryin' to track me down;
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the killing of a deputy,
For the life of a deputy.
Sometimes these things happen . . .
Wait! 'Scuse me.
My clarm is clanging.
I had no idea neo had such a potty mouth.
I didn't know that a clarm could clang.
www.clarm.com is still available. Perhaps it should be snapped up.
OK, now I'm back.
My clarm has clung.
And I accept Set's apology.
But I don't think he had anything to do with it.
'Course, I was wrong once before. . .
It is amazing how we can delude ourselves as to our rightness. Last Tuesday I thought I was right about something but it turned out I was wrong about that too.
Joe(Wait. It was Wednesday)Nation
Joe Nation wrote:It is amazing how we can delude ourselves as to our rightness. Last Tuesday I thought I was right about something but it turned out I was wrong about that too.
Joe(Wait. It was Wednesday)Nation
I could have told you so; but you never ask me first.
I knew you were the right one to ask, darn it.
I should have asked you instead of my wife.
Joe(still in the dark)Nation
Yeah.
Wife always answers the question with a comment about taking out trash or some such.
Best to remain quiet.
That's what we do. When you least expect it, or when discussing philosophy or wondering if there's a product called Fart-B-Gone and if you have enough money to invest in stock in it, we hit you from behind (heh) with a chore.
It's all in the master plan.
Oops, I've said too much.
Hersterically funny, but true.
seems he clammered off, instead.
What in clarmnation are y'all talkin' about ?
Mighty clarmed by your apology, Stanta.
