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If you fail to choose heaven, you are headed for hell

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Lash
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 09:08 pm
If I masterbated alot and looked at porno, I could've gotten in the Second Ring with ehBeth.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 09:08 pm
uh oh

Lash is wrathful and gloomy.

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I think I'll stick with lustful, given that alternative Cool

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[size=7]My total pattern


Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate[/size]
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Lash
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 09:11 pm
I should change my ways.

Going to the porn shop.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 09:14 pm
That's so hot.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 09:14 pm
what a hoot;
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
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Lash
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 09:17 pm
ehBeth wrote:
That's so hot.


She made me think of Paris Hilton. Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Lash
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 09:18 pm
dyslexia wrote:
what a hoot;
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Damn. He's much worse than me, and his hell doesn't even sound objectionable.

This is BOGUS! I demand a recount!
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Chumly
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 09:20 pm
Level 7

Bring it on.....
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Lash
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 09:21 pm
This is my hobby.

forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth...

Yeah. Throw me in THAT Brier Patch... Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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flushd
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 09:21 pm
I'm in the 5th level with Lash, it seems.

Hey...at least there's lots of naked people there! Grrrrr.... Cool
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Lash
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 09:21 pm
S & M, baby. You'll LOVE it.
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flushd
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 09:23 pm
Twisted Evil Bring out the whips!
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 09:48 pm
I'm over here in Purgatorio... re nearby available breakfast places.

So, what is this about heaven?
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Pauligirl
 
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Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2006 10:45 pm
dyslexia wrote:
what a hoot;
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


It's nice to know I'll be in good company. Save me a barstool.
P
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Wolf ODonnell
 
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Reply Wed 22 Feb, 2006 07:48 am
Ah, that test.

Depending on which questions I choose to anwer thoroughly, I either get Purgatory or Level 6 of Hell. And when I state thoroughly, I mean, including cybering as "being sexually intimate".
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au1929
 
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Reply Wed 22 Feb, 2006 08:51 am
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rodeman
 
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Reply Wed 22 Feb, 2006 09:03 am
Solve et Coagula

It appears they've made a mockery of your thread........

How apropos...
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Francis
 
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Reply Wed 22 Feb, 2006 09:10 am
Poor me, none of those levels applies...
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Eorl
 
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Reply Thu 23 Feb, 2006 09:41 pm
Hey Solve,

Can I assume you've chosen Christian Heaven?

You do know that comes with a free pass to Muslim Hell right?

You planning some kinda 6 months here / 6 months there time share arrangement or something?
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