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gay zoo penguins still fending off female advances

 
 
Reply Wed 15 Feb, 2006 10:43 am
You can lead a gay penguin to Mater, but you can't make him act like a mink.
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Germany's gay zoo penguins still fending off female advances

Six gay penguins at a German zoo are still refusing to mate with females of the species flown in from Sweden in 2005, the zoo said.

The problem was that the female Humboldt penguins have proven too shy in their advances, the director of the zoo in the northern port city of Bremerhaven said.

"The Swedes will not make the first move," Heike Kueck said.

The females were flown in last year in a bid to bring the males to mate and help save the Humboldt species from extinction.

Kueck said last year she was optimistic the initiative would be successful because zoo keepers had noticed that at one point a female penguin had managed to cause a couple of males to "separate".

The zoo has 10 male penguins of which six have shown strong signs of preferring male company and formed couples among themselves.

The initiative to "turn" the penguins and make them mate had prompted a furious response from gay rights groups.

In a statement posted on its Internet website, the zoo on Wednesday sought to defend itself from fresh criticism.

"We will be delighted if the penguins form even one heterosexual couple and manage to produce first an egg, and then a little one," it said.

"But of course we accept the male couples
that have formed and we are not trying to enforce heterosexuality, as we were accused of doing last year."

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2006-02/14/content_4179047.htm
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echi
 
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Reply Wed 15 Feb, 2006 11:56 am
Oh_My _God... Gay rights groups are really getting upset over this? Are you serious? So, it's okay to keep them locked up in a zoo, as long as they are not denied their gay rights. Awesome. (Look out for "rainbow penguin" bumper stickers.)
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Chai
 
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Reply Wed 15 Feb, 2006 12:14 pm
Stand your ground brothers!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 15 Feb, 2006 02:59 pm
Lol! Come on guys, close your eyes, and think of the species.

It's not like you're gonna hafta HUNT for your babies!
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Chai
 
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Reply Wed 15 Feb, 2006 03:08 pm
dlowan wrote:
Lol! Come on guys, close your eyes, and think of the species.

It's not like you're gonna hafta HUNT for your babies!


Laughing What's that British expression? "Close your eyes and think of the Queen"
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 15 Feb, 2006 03:30 pm
Close your eyes and think of England.


What women were supposed to do when their brutish husbands insisted on their conjugals.
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Eryemil
 
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Reply Fri 24 Mar, 2006 02:05 pm
Oh this is too hilarious.

Come on mates, hang in there, it's not so bad!
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Linkat
 
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Reply Fri 24 Mar, 2006 03:31 pm
Maybe the chicks they flew in were just ugly penguins. Maybe they need to fly in some hot little girls.
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Eryemil
 
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Reply Fri 24 Mar, 2006 03:42 pm
If they're gay that won't make much of a difference. :wink:

They should just close their eyes and take one for the species.
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detano inipo
 
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Reply Fri 24 Mar, 2006 03:54 pm
That's right. Become AC-DC for a few days, for the fatherland and survival.
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