Bi-Polar Bear wrote:Cold Beer, Hot Wings Blow Job, don't talk.
Could someone please call or email my wife and pass this info along to her? I would really appreciate it.
What's her email address? I'd be glad to fire something off.
How about baking his favorite cookies. Something that you made instead of going out and buying something. You can even attach a card that you made yourself.
Craft stores sell the celofane bags with designs on them to wrap the cookies.
gustavratzenhofer wrote:What's her email address? I'd be glad to fire something off.
Alright!!! If I've ever said anything bad about you Gus, I now take it all back. I wonder if they let you post email addresses here? Hmmm, well, never hurts to try, huh? She may well kill me for this, but what the heck. So send it to
[email protected].
Oh lord CR... if that's your wifes legit addy you're in deep ****.
goes to my saved images file for something especially "romantic"
What your fella really wants is an appointment at Olan Mills for a couples photo session. Once the prints are developed, you two can have them ironed onto matching sweatshirts, to wear at the mall on weekends!
one captioned "I'm with stupid"... the other captioned "I'm stupid"
I once hand-made a voucher for a steamy night, to be redeemed at his will, anytime, with no expiry date.... came with a few little gifts for the occassion...
you can of course tone it down a bit, make a voucher or vouchers for a nice evening together, a voucher for watching sports with him, a voucher for going to the movies of his choice... etc... you get the idea. And then he gets to claim them (one time only for each voucher) when he feels like it - whenever in the year.
I got one of those once.... she reneged...
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:Oh lord CR... if that's your wifes legit addy you're in deep ****.
goes to my saved images file for something especially "romantic"
Yeah, it is probably real. Maybe. Sorta.
Oh, God, I gotta go out and get her something expensive now. And a comfortable couch for me to sleep on.
dagmaraka wrote:well i didn't.
i feel confident you did not you eastern european fireball you :wink:
@Bi-Polar Bear,
u slut!
thats sick
get a life! shes SIXTEEN
get that through ur thick head of inappropriateness
@Bi-Polar Bear,
u slut!
thats sick
get a life!
shes SIXTEEN
get that through ur thick head of inappropriateness
@lhasaapsos5607,
Quote:The generational divide between baby-boomer parents and their teenage offspring is sharpening over sex.
Oral sex, that is.
More than half of 15- to 19-year-olds are doing it, according to a groundbreaking study by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
The researchers did not ask about the circumstances in which oral sex occurred, but the report does provide the first federal data that offer a peek into the sex lives of American teenagers.
To adults, "oral sex is extremely intimate, and to some of these young people, apparently it isn't as much," says Sarah Brown, director of the National Campaign to Prevent Teen Pregnancy.
"What we're learning here is that adolescents are redefining what is intimate."
Among teens, oral sex is often viewed so casually that it needn't even occur within the confines of a relationship. Some teens say it can take place at parties, possibly with multiple partners.
http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2005-10-18-teens-sex_x.htm
bear is not sick, but he seems to understand 16 year olds better than you do.
@lhasaapsos5607,
sounds like you need to get fucked..
and pretty bad
@lhasaapsos5607,
lhasaapsos5607 wrote:
u slut!
thats sick
get a life! shes SIXTEEN
get that through ur thick head of inappropriateness
Hello there whatever your ******* name is...This post was first made in 2006. that means the young lady is now 19... there's a great chance that she's probably sucked quite a few cocks by now....please holster your righteous indignation...and take shewolfn's advice.
Blow Job = Best Valentines gift POSSIBLE
Really, a BJ is a gift for any occasion, it's way better than anything you could buy in stores. Women who realize this will live much happier lives, guarenteed.
@maporsche,
and they will have lovely complexions...
