What would you say to the big man

I would ask, Oh great all seeing Odin, why did you let your son Herculese face death during his 12 labors?

I'd tell him he needs to loose weight.

whats his 12 labors? I like hercules especially the cartoon that show is funnnnnnnnnnnnny... well it was when I was younger. I also dont think there is anythign wrong with watching cartoons at my age, as long as they are funny its okay

why would you ask that?

I would ask Him, "Did I love you enough."

I need to know about my dog.

Like as in..go to the gym and buff up?
Or maybe load his celestial catapult with some weights and loose them apon the world?
....help its raining celestial freeweights! run run run....

Orrrrr did you mean lose?

I would ask why so many otherwise intelligent folks can't use spell check.

IF I WAS A CHRISTIAN AND JESUS CAME TO ME AND SAID:

I AM JESUS COME WITH ME ALI

THEN ID SAY: I DONT GIVE A **** ABOUT YOU, I WANNA TALK TO YOUR DADDY

And He would most likely say, "If you have seen me, then you have seen the Father."

I would ask for a pony.

I wouldn't ask him anything because god doesn't matter.

WHAT???? GOD DOESN'T MATTER!!!

Yes, God doesn't matter.

And I am not saying that to get attention.

THEN ID TELL HIM: NOONE HAS SEEN "THE FATHER" NOR HEARD HIS VOICE. WE ALL SEE GOD ON JUDGEMENTDAY. SO AGAIN I TELL YOU, I WANNA TALK TO UR "DADDY".



"The teacher told us that God sees and hears everything, but that he sent his son Jesus as an intermediary to the world," she recalls.

"I went home and told my mother that if God sees and hears everything, I don't need a mediator."

"Now, as a Muslim, if I pray for help, I pray directly," says Nur Sammour-Wüst. "Direct communication with God is a basic tenet of Islam."

PUT YOUR "DADDY" ON THE PHONE JESUS. I DONT NEED YOU TO PRAY TO GOD.

Id ask 'Do you know the trouble you are causing down here, what are you gona do about it?'

Come one step closer, and I'll hit you with my pocket book!

I'd say "Why did you let them take "flesh" out of the range of colours in crayons?

I can't say as how I have any questions for God on any given day. If there were one, and only one, question; then, I guess I would have to ask one of two questions: "Why did you choose me for the gift of an Earthly life?" being one of them. After all, by being put inside this human shell, I have been allowed to experience things that a mere soul never can. I have been given the joy of taste, (and the horrors...which help me better enjoy the tastes I like) the joy of physical feels (and the horrors...so I then appreciate more the times when I have pleasurable feelings) the wonderful sounds and sights (and the not so wonderful...which make me better appreciate the ones I like). So I guess it comes down to: "Hey God...why'd I get so lucky?" or, as I indicated earlier: "Why did you choose me for the gift of an Earthly life?"