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OK, Phil Collins got to die. Volunteers?

 
 
nimh
 
Reply Tue 24 Jan, 2006 05:59 pm
I'd say we should start an army or something, a conspirative terrorist group perhaps with the specific aim to kill, maim and/or torment Phil Collins.

Sign up here.

(Suggestions on what to do with him welcome too)






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Arella Mae
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jan, 2006 06:03 pm
Sorry, nimh. I gotta sit this one out. I'm sure you understand. :wink:
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jan, 2006 06:04 pm
I have no problems with Phil Collins or with that mediocre group Genesis...in fact they got me through some rough patches with their music.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jan, 2006 06:05 pm
we shave his head...
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farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jan, 2006 06:07 pm
Then we gorilla glue a set of Bose earphones on his head and play the BARNEY song.
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jan, 2006 06:07 pm
OK, one volunteer in six minutes ... thats not a bad start, two of us already...

and it doesnt sound like the other two of you are gonna do much to stop us ... (thats ok, God will understand ;-))
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jan, 2006 06:09 pm
Count me in.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jan, 2006 06:11 pm
I see the threat of an Invisible Touch
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jan, 2006 06:27 pm
farmerman wrote:
we shave his head...


That won't take long.

Put me down for skeet shooting with all copies of "Sussudio".

Thanks in advance.
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Lash
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jan, 2006 06:34 pm
I'll do it.

And there's a good reason why I choose to kill Phil... <fade in, fade in...>

(This is true.)

Two weeks ago, I, of sore tooth, reclined in the evil chair of torture, while Dr. Jennifer drilled in my head. She drilled my lovely, yet rather cavitied, tooth into an ice cream cone looking thing. She stabbed me with three giant needles to deaden the pain. All the while, over her tuft of strawberry blond hair, the REAL torture was a never-ending loop of the most unimaginably hideous Phil Collins and Genesis videoes I've ever seen. I had forgotten how interminably stupid they can be.

He's running about "looking" when the lyrics say he's running looking... He's dressed in hobo rags, as is the piano player, while playing a piano, in Hobo town...

I'll kill Phil.

I'll kill the whole band.

I might kill Dr. Jennifer.
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Arella Mae
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jan, 2006 06:35 pm
Lash,

Can you bring me back the drumsticks? Laughing

Ok, I cannot be part of the army because I won't condone the killing, but I will be more than happy to administer first aid to anyone needing it. :wink:
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jan, 2006 06:45 pm
I was gonna plop this in the farewell cruel world thread, but ...

nimh wrote:
(off-topic) <snip> "First Final Farewell Tour" <snip> (End-of-random-digression)


sometimes you get something in an email that just screams 'SHARE ME'

Ultimate Dance-Off






<thank you to the lucky-furry-keychain one>
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jan, 2006 06:48 pm
Ok, this is what I've mentioned on other threads.....

Everyone likes to say they respect other peoples taste in music.....until it's something they don't like.


I'll stand up and say it.....

I LIKE PHIL COLLINS!

I really do.

What's so bad about him anyway? He sounds alot better than a bunch of other popular singers.

If phil goes, make sure you have enough gorilla glue for me too.
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jan, 2006 07:08 pm
God, I love you, nimh.

I saw where you mentioned shooting Phil Collins in the other thread, and I thought, "Nimh hates Phil too!" And I felt so close to you . . .and then I thought, "Now if only there was a thread about that!" And then two posts later, you've started the thread.

I mean, it's like you're making my dreams come true . . .
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jan, 2006 07:14 pm
I suggest a McGuyver approach...Several rolls of duct tape, some corn syrup, and a few nests of fire ants.
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Lash
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jan, 2006 07:15 pm
I swear, I knew a guy who attempted suicide by ants.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jan, 2006 07:18 pm
I really love Phil and I really love Yoko Ono, would they ever do a duet? would be wonderful I'm sure.
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Lash
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jan, 2006 07:33 pm
I'll kill Phil, Yoko and dys.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jan, 2006 07:35 pm
I don't hate Phil Collins. But I'll kill him.

If you'll kill Celine Dion.



Tit for tat.
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Lash
 
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Reply Tue 24 Jan, 2006 07:38 pm
I already had a plan in the works for sill-ean D. on.
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