Well okay then.
I'll call cjhsa and line up some guns....
cyphercat wrote:God, I love you, nimh.
I saw where you mentioned shooting Phil Collins in the other thread, and I thought, "Nimh hates Phil too!" And I felt so close to you . . .and then I thought, "Now if only there was a thread about that!" And then two posts later, you've started the thread.
I mean, it's like you're making my dreams come true . . .
I love you too, Cyphercat.
And remember: making dreams come true - thats my business.
dyslexia wrote:I really love Phil and I really love Yoko Ono, would they ever do a duet? would be wonderful I'm sure.
You're so going to hell, Dys...
boomerang wrote:I don't hate Phil Collins. But I'll kill him.
If you'll kill Celine Dion.
Tit for tat.
Deal.
Lash, fancy a stint as a couple of contract killers? You know we'd be perfect...
and I'm sure, once we get into it, we could think of more popstars, actors and TV celebrities to shoot too.. We'd be heros!
Hooray!!! Sanctioned murderers on the lam a la Natural Born Killers!! I have just the wardrobe!! It'll be FAB!
Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown must go.
Katie Couric....dead.
Sussudio,
Do you feel my sadness Thru These Walls In The Air Tonight. Do You Remember when I told you Don't Lose My Number, That's Another Day In Paradise I Missed Again.
Two Hearts suffering Everyday, While We Wait And Wonder. Don't Let Him Steal Your Heart Away, Didnt we have A Groovy Kind Of Love?
If Leaving Me Is Easy, then just Take Me Home, now that I see your True Colors we can just Live Seperate Lives. Oh well, Why Can't It Wait Til' Morning...One More Night...Easy Lover?
You Can't Hurry Love, if you Hang In Long Enough I'll let you Come With Me and see Both Sides Of The Story....Ooops, Something Happened On The Way To Heaven, It's In Your Eyes, I Cannot Believe It's True.
ps
I Don't Care Anymore, Against All Odds I will Walk Through Fire...Ouch, I Wish It Would Rain Down.
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A few of those songs I had never heard of...songs titles are in all caps.
Sometimes a friend just has to give a friend a gift.
Fabulous, isn't it?
It has had my workplace hysterical.
But that Jesus was so cool n funky that I didn't want him to die.
Anyway, are Lash and Nimh only killing pop stars or what? I guess not because Lash mentioned Her Perkiness. So then I request Anna Nicole Smith. I just never want to see one of those trimspa ads again, never ever ever.
lets kill ricky martin.
why are all gay men so damn cute?
Can I play with him first?
only if "play" involves a fair amount of tormenting...
He's very cute, with tight buttocks and everything.
I don't want to seem completely out for blood.
A list of people I wouldn't kill:
Gene Hackman
Jeff Goldblum
Simon Cowell (I don't know why)
John McCain
David Spade, though I would make him wish he was dead....
List of the soon to be departed:
JLo
All of her husbands
P Diddy
P Daddy
Sean Combs
Diddy
That's it for now.
Kill Phil
First of all, we string 'im up with all the wankers and all those other boring-ass "classic" rockers and let the wolves tear em limb from limb. Then we roast their bones in an ol Irish concoction called wanker's stew (or stool) and feed it to all the starvin kids in India or Africa or wherever else they got em nowadays, sell the rest and give the proceeds to the United Nations Christian Childrens' Relief Fund or whatever the heck it's called. Then we go lookin for all the former members of Foreigner and Journey, and then we ...
love n peaces,
Jack
For $3,000 I'll kill anyone. Even myself.
I've got a slingshot and a bucket full of rocks. Orbitz is offering cheap flights to London. I can wait in a tree for hours until I see Phil, then take aim at his brainstem--God, there's nothing like a brainstem shot.
I know what you're thinking: "It's against the odds."
Well, that's a chance I've got to take.
Heheheh yer sure welcome to A2K, Jack..
