The Alphabet game

Oh pardon me yennym, I didn't intend to offend you.

Pardon me Dutchy...Can you please refer to the young lady above you as JENNY or Jen or Jennym

NOT YENNYM.

Only she has been throwing absolutely irrational childish, inconsiderate and down right rude tantrums on other pages of these threads, because of your slight hiccup.

There is always the possibility that she has been sniffing, drinking or simply got out of the wrong side of bed, but it's better we humour her than fall foul of one of her funny little tirades.

If you are doing it on purpose, keep it up, she's very funny when she throws a Benny! :wink:

Her Avatar says 'jennym' and that's the name I'm referring to, until she introduces herself as "Jenny, Jen or Jennvm" or whatever she'll be throwing "Benny's)

Quell this nonsense and stop skipping letters!

Rats, caught out by a newbie enthusiast.

She must be working for Clary!

That reminds me, where is Miss England, haven't seen her for days.

Ultimate traveller, she mentioned going walkabout again, I think she might be on the catwalk in Cannes this week.

Very well, just left us in the lurch eh, you and I don't count anymore I think, this is what you get when you play by the rules.

Well didn't I always tell you, rules are made to be broken?

Xpert in breaking rules, you are, Mathos!

You are throwing the cat amongst the pigeons here wv.

Zoinks! I've never heard that expression! What's it mean to "throw a cat amongst the pigeons"?

A cat amongst the pigeons means causing a stir or something similar.

Bugger THIS for a lark! (haha...just kidding!)

Can you see the funny side of it?

Damned if I can, can't have you Roo eaters and hany panky Yankies taking the piss out of the English sayings, can we?


That's a real dog's bollocks!

English has so many wonderful nuances - pick up a bag/lift up a bag mean the same BUT pick up a lady's skirt at the cleaners does NOT mean the same as lift up a lady's skirt at the cleaners - so said Victor Borge or someone like that.

"Fair crack of the whip", tell me what "Five finger discount" means. That's the English language downunder.

Goodness knows how you - or Americans - can say you speak English when you all distort it so much! (But love ya all, anyway).