The Alphabet game

Can't keep pace on the threads, please slow down.

Dearest I am sorry but I have to go now so there will be no use of slowing down if there is nothing to catch up to.

Eh, have a nice day Angelface.

Forgot the "F" spidergal, so I'm rectifying the omission.

Giggling, I managed to delete it before your rectification.

Ha, ha, smart coockie eh.

I am amused that you find it funny.

Just my nature, like to see something funny in everything, world is much to serious.

Keeping things as lighthearted as I can - I watched the Crocodile Hunter movie last night - and as sad as it is that he is no longer with us, I thought that was such a funny film!!

Loved the shows of this typical Aussie character (Crocodile Hunter), just as I did with the original Crocodile Dundee, I think Paul Hogan was one of our best TV comedians in his days. Him and Strop always use to have me in stitches.

My hero Strop! He was so many men I knew all rolled into one.

Not being one to say "I told you so", this item was in my local paper yesterday -

"A man pulled over by police for speeding on the F3 at Mardi on Saturday was found to be disqualified from driving until 2015. Police made the discovery after detecting the man, 25, driving his Camry sedan at 144km/h (90 mph - freeway limit is 110 km/h or 70 mph) in the northbound lanes. His licence had allegedly been suspended since 2000. He was charged with driving while disqualified and at excess speed and granted bail."

Why is this creep not behind bars? If he was walking around, waving a loaded gun they would lock him up soon enough. What's the difference?

Oh, oh lezzles, what's up, you didn't get a speeding ticket, did you?

Pray, cut your tongue out! Me? Speeding? Never!

Speeding requires car to be in motion. Car to be in motion requires supply of petrol. Supply of petrol requires lots of money. Money and I are almost complete strangers. Ergo, it is an impossibility that I would be caught speeding.

You may recall we had a discussion with lmur some weeks ago about road conditions. My quote was from that discussion. Just wanted to emphasise that I was not exaggerating. :wink:

Quite soon - next Monday - I will be home and with leisure to peruse and play on the threads again!

Roaming where this time Clary? Just curious

Simply agog waiting to hear of your latest adventures, Clary.

Too right, lezzles, to Clary's holiday and your driving crime example.

Vroom, vroom Clary is racing home, overtaking Lezzles, waving at the hardworking Mame and having a drink on Dutchy.

Understanding that Dutchy always seems to have trouble with those pesky "U" letters, I have done it for him. :wink:

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Why do I have this driving urge to create a beautiful garden when I am not allowed to use any water on it?