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Wed 18 Jan, 2006 09:39 am
premises:
(1) god created man in his own image.
(2) this image would be a mirror image.
(3) man is predominately right handed.
concluding premise:
god is left handed.
perhaps he's ambidextrous and the copy didn't come out well?
So God created mirrors before he created man.
he got his prorities right didnt he.
Im sure Adam would have wanted to look his best when he met Eve.
dagmaraka wrote:perhaps he's ambidextrous and the copy didn't come out well?
are you suggesting god made an inferior copy?
If this joker is left-handed, and not ambidextrous, then the premise of omnipotence is seriously called into question. The more i read of this god joker, the less impressed i am . . .
Being left handed used to denote a strong potential for being sinister or murderous. A man that approached you with his left hand extended generally had a knife (or in this case, an apple) hidden in his right hand.
Sinister is Latin for left, as in left-handed . . . rather begs the question to describe someone who is left-handed as sinsister.
Setanta wrote:Sinister is Latin for left, as in left-handed . . . rather begs the question to describe someone who is left-handed as sinsister.
Point. By the by, you have a smidge of apple on your left cheek there.
Got it from a wonderful new potted apple tree we ordered by cataloge . . . they call it "tree of knowledge" . . .
In order to improve my knowledge, on which "cataloge" you found that? :wink:
I am the oft sought after and searched for ambidextrous man you have been looking for. I have the inside facts here...God is indeed ambidextrous, this way He can keep his hands in all the pots of the world at the same time. How do I know this? I decided it and therefore it must be true and if it were not then wouldn't God have told me?
For the record I shake hands only with the left and if you don't like it, too bad. Here too God told me it would be okay to proceed through the world this way and that in the overall picture it would help the southpaws feel less ostracized.
So who created left handed folks?
the newly revealed truth, god is a switch hitter.
Ok so I started this thread thinking how freakin' absurd to make conjecture of human atributes about a abstracted concept such as diety quite expecting a barrage of fruitcake religionists to counter with their "personal knowledge" of such characteristics as "left handed" or "hair parted down the middle." a bit like decrying the abuse at Abu Garib being illegal when the whole freakin' can of worms known as the invasion of Iraq is the illegality. I now realize and repent my thoughts that "reality" could somehow transcend crap. I was wrong. I am now scouting for a utility infielder to be named at a later date.
dyslexia wrote:the newly revealed truth, god is a switch hitter.
Ok so I started this thread thinking how freakin' absurd to make conjecture of human atributes about a abstracted concept such as diety quite expecting a barrage of fruitcake religionists to counter with their "personal knowledge" of such characteristics as "left handed" or "hair parted down the middle." a bit like decrying the abuse at Abu Garib being illegal when the whole freakin' can of worms known as the invasion of Iraq is the illegality. I now realize and repent my thoughts that "reality" could somehow transcend crap. I was wrong. I am now scouting for a utility infielder to be named at a later date.
So you now conclude that crap transcends reality?
As for a utility infeilder, Spezio may be available for another go.
Joshua commanded the sun to stand still, and it did.
Yes crap transcends reality.
I'm left handed.
I wonder if God writes like a retard, like me.
I believe Loki is on record as being left handed.
I am left handed, but that doesn't make me some kind of Lord.
No.....hang on a mo.....I'll have to think that one through.
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