I think Dys saw me coming....
He is a lucky man indeed!!!!
methinks it's the fiber content that has him worried !
be a man, dys, chow it down ... and let us know the results for our scientific assessment - perhaps it'll be published in the harvard medical review :
"man eats fiber ... medical miracle food discovered" . hbg
I need to take more care with the curtains.
Hmm...depends what a good samaritan you are.
Hey, Dys, studies show tofu can prevent cantankerousness!
Oh, wait. Never mind.
hahahaha.... when I was a kid, I used to worry that people were looking in the windows when I was changing. As a young adult, I began to realize that if they were out there looking in, they were desperate. Let them see.
But, now I have a young girl's bedroom window across from mine. I worry for her mental health.
The tofurky jurky is still on my desk, this morning I noticed the "best if eaten by 2099" written on the package.
Tabasco is the answer dys
Hilarious image . . .
Man, i'd love to have a piece of McIlhenny's take on that little bottle of sauce . . . you know they're makin' money hand over fist . . .
littlek wrote:But, now I have a young girl's bedroom window across from mine. I worry for her mental health.
This could have appalling consequences...
Use it as the Host, Dys. Experience the miracle of insubstantiation.
thre are NO transfattyacids in gorp!
Sorry, folks, but I eat all kinds of tofu concoctions, and I find them easy to render tasty--Tufurky franks are wonderful excuses to eat mustard and beer (sometimes non-alcohoic beer). So there!
I grant that the real thing is best, and I hope to poison myself gloriously in our coming tour through Europe, but as daily fare it can be costly, healthwise.
My wife and I took at bottle of Tabasco sauce to Moscow to eat with borsche. The soup was intolerable without it.
Correction, that was Leningrad (weeks before the coup) and hot Thai sauce. Moral equivalents.
Mmm, I luuurve Tofurky Jerky...Will ya send it to me, dys, please? It pains me to think of it just sitting there going to waste with a tofu hater.
Hurry, Dys. It's gonna expire in 7 days.
