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Wed 11 Jan, 2006 03:19 pm
The lady Diane and the lady Osso went out shopping at the Co-op this morning. They came home and the lady diane came into the house announcing "Dys, you got a package from your friend L'K and handed me "Tofurky Jurkey" " a peppered-no MSG or Nitrates-delicious low-fat snack. This Folks, is TOFU! and Kris is in deep cereal over this episode.
My commiserations go out to you, Dys.
You'll be wearing sandals next.
What the hell? Woman lives practically around the corner from me, and I don't get no food.
If it was tofu though, I'd probably use it to feed stray animals.
were you so shell-shocked you were too weak to even try, dys?
dagmaraka wrote:were you so shell-shocked you were too weak to even try, dys?
Dag, the package sits here on my puter desk un-opened and vacu-sealed, It says "total fat 2g/Sodium 260mg/total carbohydrate 9g/dietry fiber 3g/ best by apr 20 06/ Turtle Island Foods-HoodRiver, Or 97031
It will still be here way past apr 20 06.
Hmmmmm....so, Little 'k loves you enough to either attempt to enhealthen you, or tease you, and you got a puss on you like THAT?
(I have a recent passion for The Sopranos).
You, Dysgracefyl, are a Lucky Man.
Bathe in the love.
I do believe L'K hates me and wants me to live long enough to suffer immensely.
That's some well-traveled tofu there, cowboy! From Oregon to Boston to Albuquerque...gotta lotta miles on it.
9 grams of carbs...excellent!!! gotta get me some of that. sadly, no such healthy stuff in austria. only the real meat.
dagmaraka wrote:9 grams of carbs...excellent!!! gotta get me some of that. sadly, no such healthy stuff in austria. only the real meat.
She said, with a big grin on her mug!
yes. unfortunately, i have to contend with a real frankfurter or bratwurst...life...so tough.
I think, I had my first tofu about 20 years back.
I'm still under medical surveiance.
yes Kris, I still love you.
Yes you were. Blame Diane not moi.
what did you really want some pork bacon?
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