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If Craven shaves the cat, how does Deb get to punish him?

 
 
dlowan
 
Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 04:11 pm
Have YOUR say!

Any helpers? Please? I will need it!
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Swimpy
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 04:14 pm
Kumbayah, my lord.
Kumbayah
Oh lord, Kumbayah.
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roger
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 04:19 pm
Shaved, Hell! Plucked.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 04:38 pm
Plucked? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.........

Oh - for anyone confused - this is the thread in which Craven seeks support from A2kers for the dastardly deed!

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6674&start=0

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....


Great suggestion, Swimpy - I have a Kumbayah that brings tears to the eyes of grown men......and my "We Shall Overcome"...well, let us just say that many have been overcome. Any more suggestions for if the Hippy Serenade gets the guernsey? Despite the constant slanderings of one well known to us all, I am NOT a hippy!
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Swimpy
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 04:45 pm
Michael, row the boat ashore
Alleluyah
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 04:47 pm
good one!
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 06:13 pm
What have I ever done to Hippies? This is between Zoom Zoom (the cat) and me!
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Sofia
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 06:13 pm
May I know the process involved in knogging one's urinals?

Am leaning toward use of free-range chicken, as this has been effective for you in the past, still, knogging may leave him alive, but subdued... the chicken is unto death, and I do disagree bitterly with the death penalty.

Knogging....?
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 06:31 pm
The step right after knogging of one's urinals is wrapping them around the knave's cogscomb.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 06:43 pm
Hmm - I hope nobody chooses the urinals one - it sounds a little...well, smelly...

Craven, this stopped being between you and the Zoom Zoom and youm when you took the poll to the people!

Sofia - perhaps if he is just assaulted with the chicken? I don't approveof the death penalty, either...
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 06:45 pm
Wot of the poor chicken?

Surely beating me with a chicken is worse than me shaving a cat's head.
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Sofia
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 06:47 pm
<two page-boy-haircut types in stockings, tooting long horns>
Toot toot toooooooooot..........

<guy unrolls scroll, and reads in effeminate voice>
"Get the Free range Chicken!"
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Sofia
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 06:48 pm
****. He argues a good point!

How can we rightly suffer one varmint for the suffering of another?


Damn. Morals!
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 06:49 pm
My brother always said that morals just get in the way.
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Sofia
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 06:49 pm
Looks like a hippy serenade, but I want to be sure no one other than Craven suffers....
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 06:51 pm
There's always someone within earshot and plus hiipies are just nasty.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 06:52 pm
The chicken is already dead - it is beyond my control.

I fear collateral damage may be not totally avoidable in the hippy serenade option.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 06:54 pm
Don't you love him? he says, deviously, "what have I ever done to hippies?" - all innocent like - but constantly refers to ME as a hippy - knowing I am not one - then denigrates them.

Ask not what you have done to the hippies, but what you have done to one sweet, innocent Deb!
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 06:56 pm
Deb almost anyone who sees your picture says you were most certainly a hippy.

Once a hippy always a hippy.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 18 Apr, 2003 06:58 pm
Amn't.

never was, properly.
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