Fri 18 Apr, 2003 04:11 pm
Have YOUR say!
Any helpers? Please? I will need it!
Kumbayah, my lord.
Oh lord, Kumbayah.
Oh - for anyone confused - this is the thread in which Craven seeks support from A2kers for the dastardly deed!
Great suggestion, Swimpy - I have a Kumbayah that brings tears to the eyes of grown men......and my "We Shall Overcome"...well, let us just say that many have been overcome. Any more suggestions for if the Hippy Serenade gets the guernsey? Despite the constant slanderings of one well known to us all, I am NOT a hippy!
Michael, row the boat ashore
What have I ever done to Hippies? This is between Zoom Zoom (the cat) and me!
May I know the process involved in knogging one's urinals?
Am leaning toward use of free-range chicken, as this has been effective for you in the past, still, knogging may leave him alive, but subdued... the chicken is unto death, and I do disagree bitterly with the death penalty.
The step right after knogging of one's urinals is wrapping them around the knave's cogscomb.
Hmm - I hope nobody chooses the urinals one - it sounds a little...well, smelly...
Craven, this stopped being between you and the Zoom Zoom and youm when you took the poll to the people!
Sofia - perhaps if he is just assaulted with the chicken? I don't approveof the death penalty, either...
Wot of the poor chicken?
Surely beating me with a chicken is worse than me shaving a cat's head.
<two page-boy-haircut types in stockings, tooting long horns>
Toot toot toooooooooot..........
<guy unrolls scroll, and reads in effeminate voice>
"Get the Free range Chicken!"
****. He argues a good point!
How can we rightly suffer one varmint for the suffering of another?
My brother always said that morals just get in the way.
Looks like a hippy serenade, but I want to be sure no one other than Craven suffers....
There's always someone within earshot and plus hiipies are just nasty.
The chicken is already dead - it is beyond my control.
I fear collateral damage may be not totally avoidable in the hippy serenade option.
Don't you love him? he says, deviously, "what have I ever done to hippies?" - all innocent like - but constantly refers to ME as a hippy - knowing I am not one - then denigrates them.
Ask not what you have done to the hippies, but what you have done to one sweet, innocent Deb!
Deb almost anyone who sees your picture says you were most certainly a hippy.
Once a hippy always a hippy.
never was, properly.