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Sat 24 Dec, 2005 01:01 pm
Yes, what is the opposite of a cow?
It can't be a woc, because everybody knows wocs don't drink milk, nor give grass. So, what is the opposite of a cow?
Thanks in advance,
Krekel
Brandon9000 wrote:A goldfish, obviously.
Ah, yes! So obvious! Why didn't I think of this?
Thanks, Brandon9000.
Brandon9000 wrote:A goldfish, obviously.
Crap, I could have sworn it was a Hummingbird. All those years... totally wrong... oh the pain of it
There is no opposite of "a cow" (unless you want to accept "a non-cow"). But the opposite of a good cow is bad cow. This shows how idiotic dualism can be.
And that's no bull!
rosborne979 wrote:Brandon9000 wrote:A goldfish, obviously.
Crap, I could have sworn it was a Hummingbird. All those years... totally wrong... oh the pain of it
A hummingbird? The opposite of a cow?!?!
HAHAHAHA, that's ridiculous!
JLNobody wrote:There is no opposite of "a cow" (unless you want to accept "a non-cow"). But the opposite of a good cow is bad cow. This shows how idiotic dualism can be.
And that's no bull!
What do you mean
'There is no opposite of "a cow"'? The opposite of a cow is a goldfish, everybody knows this!
Krekel wrote:rosborne979 wrote:Brandon9000 wrote:A goldfish, obviously.
Crap, I could have sworn it was a Hummingbird. All those years... totally wrong... oh the pain of it
A hummingbird? The opposite of a cow?!?!
HAHAHAHA, that's ridiculous!
Did I say Hummingbird? I meant Giraffe. I always get those two things confused (they are both so similar to a woc)
rosborne979 wrote:Did I say Hummingbird? I meant Giraffe. I always get those two things confused (they are both so similar to a woc)
Ah, that's what I thought right away. Because, I mean, a
hummingbird? Please...
For a moment there, I was doubting your sanitiy; but you seem allright now!
Sorry, I thought this was to be a serious conversation. My mistake.
JLNobody wrote:Sorry, I thought this was to be a serious conversation. My mistake.
But it
is a serious conversation. And, yes, the opposite of a cow
is a goldfish!
This was scientifically proven, in a laboratory! Near Oslo!
Well, I don't see why the opposite of a cow wouldn't be a heifer.
But then again, I'm a LOT like my Mom and she's always calling me a "little heifer" so maybe they aren't opposite after all.
I dunno. Goldfish sounds right.
Things can get confusing...
Cowbird
Dogle
Foxfeathers
Oh that Rosborne, always sidetracking discussions into a treatise on Zen logic.
squinney wrote:Well, I don't see why the opposite of a cow wouldn't be a heifer.
Because heifers don't give grass. Unlike a goldfish, of course!
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