santa is he real?

Yes, and he's got a monstrous bag of coal this year.

for u not me

santa got me a teddy bear.

i got a lot of free time

Is he real???


I sure hope so.

hi

Uh, partyjohn. You know he won't come if you stay here waiting for him.

Discovered here: http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=1714304#1714304

It just so happens that i heard an Air Force noncom on the radio this evening speaking on this very subject. This year, as has been the case every year since 1955, hundreds of American and Canadian volunteers at NORAD (the North American Aero-Space Defense Command) Headquarters in Colorado track Santa from the time the heat signature of Rudolph's nose is first detected by satellite lifting off from the North Pole, until his sleigh is picked up by the defense radar arrays in North America.

You can learn all about this vital national defense program at the NORAD Tracks Santa site . . .

I'm going outside and telling all the little kids Bush mistook Santa for a terrorist and launched an airstike while handing out aps for the democratic party.

You're a very bad man, Ese . . .

Are you looking foward to X-mas or whatever their calling now?

Merry Chrisquanikkah

Not to the Holy Day, per se, but i will participate in casual ritual observances . . .

Did you know Santa as we know him now (jolly, red&white suite, ho ho ho) is an invention of the coca-cola corperation?
I kid you not.

Did you know in the Netherlands, children are taught to believe that Santa lives in Spain and sails over to the Netherlands once a year?

Perhaps that is why Setanta likes coke. So, if you drink Pepsi,does that mean Santa will not come?

No, although he might begin heavy breathing . . .

I am embarassed to admit this, but once when I was home from college break (note it was when I was college aged), after getting home on Christmas Eve, my mom had on the police scanner. I heard them say something about a report of an unidentified flying object and basically they described Santa, his reindeer and sleigh. I looked at my mom with amazement and said did you hear that?! For just a moment I realized - he is real!!!
She just simply smiled and said - they say it every year on Christmas eve for the children to hear.

See actual proof that I heard with my own ears - an actual report from the police about Santa entering our air space.