Boss, perhaps this is a good time for me to ask you to reconsider your fatwa against me.
I have reviewed my transgressions and can only recall the following:
An unspecified number of attempts to lure your Miss pretty away.
A few cases of forgery.
A small amount of deception.
One or two counts of intellectual plagiarism.
Unauthorised use of emoticons.
Much like any other day really. I know you can ?'pull strings', and after the latest unsuccessful bombing attempt by the US military, a spokesperson said, "we will ?'tryagain'.
What say you?
Ps. "Look at the satellite views...my arse"
The pictures are lovely, you must have been sunbathing when G%%gle Earth flew over.
