Disagreeing, just to get a rise out of someone

It was a Sunday much like any other; I had gone for my usual walk to marvel at the brilliance of a2k towers, except this time I called in as I wanted to use the restroom. Whilst attempting to leave without being recognised I was confronted by a figure who, I thought said his name was Ravin Le Kure. He gripped my wrist most forcibly as he thrust a bundle of papers in my hand. It turned out they had missed the mail time so he wanted me to deliver them by hand.

In an attempt to extradite myself from the present situation, I of cause agreed. However, if you think I’m walking all over town – forget it…

Here are your ‘Performance Evaluations’ in no particular order:


Dyslexia - "Since my last report, this guy has reached rock bottom and has started to dig."

Francis - "This dude is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

Dagmaraka - "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."

Setanta - "His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity."

Dlowan - "When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there."

Walter Hinteler - "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."

Gustavratzenhofer - "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."

Kickycan - "This member should not be allowed to breed."

Dadpad - "This man has the whole six pack, but is missing the plastic thingy that holds them all together."


I make no comment, please address all correspondence to; Jespah c/o The Boondocks.





"Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."

Hell! How did mine get in there…Do not reply until I can edit it.

Yes...as Craven used to say:

"Men spend the first nine months of their life struggling to escape the womb, and the rest of it trying to get back in."