Things people posted that would make perfect sig lines

I like a lot about my country but we have ******* fat feet and sticky fingers.

I love it when someone who looks different (and maybe threatening to others) is more gentile than most folks.

I'm viewing you as a Slinky....not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see it tumble down the stairs.

you are a silky goose.

rape feminists

and wear the blue thing, with the things.

I am not smart enough to come up with solutions on my own.

I am in the hands of you guys and in my own hands when no other hands are outstretched

People who haven't been reasoned into a position can not be reasoned out of it.

Really, it's amazing I'm the swell sane person I pretend to be.

Being a teacher in a den of ignorance is a difficult position. Have strength and leave the light on.