Things people posted that would make perfect sig lines

It was JAPANESE super sun ****.

All deaths diminish us, even the moth whose ass is driven through his brain by my windscreen diminishes me.

I quit playing with [my Hitler doll], it kept making suicide pacts with my daughters barbies and then setting them on fire....and he bites. If anybody wants my "Das Bunker" playset, I'm selling it cheap...besides some smoke damage it's in pretty good shape.

I'm sorry I shaved your head, even though you asked me to.

Relativity or quantum mechanics or thermodynamics don't involve grubby sex.

history is only insulting to those who live off of myths.

I thimk that gunga snake is a very smart person

Yeah-- quips of zero meaning mean nothing

booze and beagles, a dangerous combination

There's the horse whisperer, the dog whisperer, and me, the whisperer whisperer.

This is the central freakiness of English majors. We love this stuff, all of it, and if we didn't we'd move to a major that offered some career prospects.

Occom Bill -- you know how much I despise an exchange of arguments, and how much I hate to contradict you.

a deficit of humor can be a dangerous thing.

I'm drunk in a random Mexican village, nothing bad can come of that.

A tongue bath goes to she/he/he-she with the best answer.