Things people posted that would make perfect sig lines

After a moment, he raised his head: a sign that he was not dead.

It sounds like y'all are having a beautiful day! And what a beautiful day it might turn out to be ... for all of us.

(Terrorist fist-bumps for everyone)

I fear neither Palins balls or Nuges vagina

Don't deprive those needy ladies of a chance to be with you. Look around, find one, and then follow gustavratzenhofer's advice.

I know, I will be able to sleep better at night knowing that some fetus machine in Poorland USA will be getting a bigger share of my ill-gotten gains.

Guess what? You and your leftist friends keep sucking at my teat for the low lifes in society and I'll simply stop producing milk.

most of my liberal democrat friends are godless crack heads, prostitutes, recovering pedophiles, baby killers and felons.

I tell you no, you will be sodomized for eternity by Throk the thorn cocked demon who ejaculates molten lead. He will have the face of Obama, the soft white underbelly of Bill Clinton and the hairy calves and cloven hooves of Janet Reno.

This one too (I'm adding "this one too" because otherwise the duplicate post filter won't let me post this, after I first posted it in the wrong thread and deleted it there):

Bi-Polar Bear wrote:

I tell you no, you will be sodomized for eternity by Throk the thorn cocked demon who ejaculates molten lead. He will have the face of Obama, the soft white underbelly of Bill Clinton and the hairy calves and cloven hooves of Janet Reno.

Things always work out in the end. I allus figure that if things ain't workin out, then it's not the end yet.

Ill bet that you believe STACKER II, can melt away fat and that "MAle ENhancement" is a medical term.

What are you, like six?

I'm sorry you had to suffer, Gargamel. Perhaps, with time, the pain will abate. And, who knows, perhaps we will meet again this year. Stranger things have happened. But, until then, my friend, work on that healing process and try to become whole once again.

if I don't know enough about the topic to be precise, I have to ask myself why I'm talking about it.

Take the politics forum - where opinions outnumber facts by the largest available proportion.

You crazy Teutons you...always seeking to obliterate the humorous or the mysterious by some sort of granular grid-work of precision.

so what will be banned next - chicken soup ?

I should worry about being dead? When you're dead, you don't got nuttin' to worry about. What kind of a life is that?