@patiodog,
patiodog wrote:
I'm deducing, Wabbit. I knew that one of the two little tyrants was short a testis. Your rhyme shows that it was Hitler, ergo Napoleon had 2. Because it should be true if the world is to be beautiful, I believe the legend that Ole Nap's member was removed and circulated following his death, and that it was -- less than intimidating. Which is perhaps why he was visited by little people in Time Bandits, as that's how things go.
Marie's dog, on the other hand -- I've a dim memory of an old Book of Lists imparting that knowledge, perhaps in connection with information regarding dictatorial anatomy...
I am unsure if severed members ought to be counted as accurate representations of said member when erect in vivo.
You know, you and Nimh are coming up with some interesting, and possibly testable,...(if I may be forgiven a pun) hypotheses in relation to assessing the international political proclivities of male candidates for high office.
Nimh has proposed the Troll test. This appears to suggest that, if the candidate becomes very testy (sorry) and aggressive in his attitude to trolls, and wants to beat them up and such, he is likely to invade other countries for no reason. (This one would likely apply to women, too?)
Patio has a general genital theory. Small, or absent, testes and weeny wieners would appear, in Patio's eyes, to indicate a tendency to wish to conquer the world. I am unsure if allowing lovers' dogs to bite your bum also figures in this.
He may, or may not, also be implying that women of voracious and varied sexual appetite and capacious...er....accommodation...will likely also be tyrannical.
So....how to we testes...I beg your pardon..TEST these hypotheses?
