Things people posted that would make perfect sig lines

With that post I was thinking as I went along.

If I break the light-speed barrier, I'll let you know yesterday.

Would you like me to mail you a bazooka?

guys have an emoticonal blind-spot...

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank my junior high school librarian and my drug dealer.

is there a happy medium out there? I guess that's one of the things I'm looking for - a happy medium.

please don't cut off your dog's balls.... get a vet to do it..

This is the age of looking for something to get upset about.

I pooped in a public restroom once.

I call it the way I see and it and unless you know something I don't prove that he isn't!

Yeah, baby, a little to the left...lower...lower...that's good, right there.

I'm trying not to move, I don't want the glitter to fall out of my vagina until you get a good look.

I may do Mother Teresa next . . .

I was most definitely not in danger of impregnating anyone in high school. I'm not sure why. I was 115 pounds of sheer sex in my marching band uniform.

i know all about corrupt cops, this new generation is smart, black, hispanic, they know to get power they should become cops. if u cant beat em, join em.

You are mixing sardines and kumquats, and throwing in a bag of chips to boot.

We know that the human race is stupid and let us all pray that it will forever remain so.

You have your opinions,
I have mine,
they're miles apart,
and that's fine.

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