Things people posted that would make perfect sig lines

I don't like waterbed.

You should never remain seated on the can when you flush , in a plane. The suction of the toilet will pull your nuts off.

Where is here? There is no here. "Here" is some kinda chip in Craven's underwear drawer.

WHAT DA HELL DOES SPOUSE MEAN!!!???

I seem unable to do other than jump in front of Frankenstein's monster whenever I sense a crowd with pitchforks.

I've met a LOT of musicians who advertise the fact early and proudly.

Him: <in> I'm a musician.

Me: <brightly> I'm deaf.

A2K mojo is mighty, I tell you, mighty.

We need a good face shot to ooooooommmmmmmm at.

Well Zrysxx, I must say your anal probes are working wonders. The humans are losing the ability to think clearly.

...you need to remember - this is the Politics forum, not the happy friends holding hands forum.

this is the Politics forum, not the happy friends holding hands forum.

I didn't insinuate you were a racist; I insinuated you were an idiot - try to keep up.

Eva you are an oasis of beauty and charm in a desert of haggard mediocrity....

a fretting baby is louder than speech, and quieter than a barking dog; lower than a ringing telephone, and higher than a lawnmower.

I intend to go down to the City Market on Saturday, take off my clothes, and call it art. See you in to six to nine months.