Things people posted that would make perfect sig lines

Pointing and quivering I can deal with.

It's ok. We're sent by god to test your faith. Just last week I sent back my monthly rapport, and I told him you're holding up.

Get me a glass of water.

I, for one, do not despise all that is good, although I have a strong dislike towards those who claim a monopoly on knowing what it is.

I've decided not to use any vulgar, crude or unaccaptable language again.

I'm a gun owning, gay, black guy...

Thats why Hawaian is such a pain in the ass language. They have only 3 letters and so all their words sound like their gargling.

I'm so Scottish, my wizz smells like peat moss....hmmm...maybe I should seek medical help.

I don't want it animated. I want it with hunky men and overweight women!

I am a person, a woman, a mother, a daughter, a friend, a lover, a sister, a student and many other things. I am not a Republican before any of those. You are thinking in a tight, small box.

I'm just happy to know that my work is bouncing along on someone's butt somewhere.

Mantras are cheaper than valium.

What kinda engineer? choochoo, Civil, mechanical, chem?

Did you bring the chopper?