Heh heh...one of them'll atempt to spank me with a list and a series of reasoned rebuttals, and the other one'll kick one of the atomies on the bottom of me shoes.
I'll probably die of laughter.
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Region Philbis
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Tue 26 Sep, 2006 04:10 pm
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dlowan
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Tue 26 Sep, 2006 04:12 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
Huh?
I don't eat carrots...too many carbs.
By the way...how many billion squillion friends and relations did you need to help you hold the stick?
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Tue 26 Sep, 2006 05:46 pm
dlowan wrote:
Heh heh...one of them'll atempt to spank me with a list and a series of reasoned rebuttals, and the other one'll kick one of the atomies on the bottom of me shoes.
No, I will bore you to death. I'm lethal that way.
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Tue 26 Sep, 2006 05:51 pm
nimh wrote:
dlowan wrote:
Heh heh...one of them'll atempt to spank me with a list and a series of reasoned rebuttals, and the other one'll kick one of the atomies on the bottom of me shoes.
No, I will bore you to death. I'm lethal that way.
and i shall recite the names of the billion squillion friends and relations that held the stick for me whilst i waited in eager anticipation of finally getting my vacuoles on that white, fluffy, (dare i say virginal?) fur...
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Wed 27 Sep, 2006 12:31 pm
dlowan wrote:
You're gonna disappear up your own bum one day.
I nearly fell out of my chair laughing at this one.
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Wed 27 Sep, 2006 03:06 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
and i shall recite the names of the billion squillion friends and relations that held the stick for me whilst i waited in eager anticipation of finally getting my vacuoles on that white, fluffy, (dare i say virginal?) fur...
No. You may not.
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Fri 29 Sep, 2006 08:55 am
dlowan wrote:
Haze the daddy! Haze the daddy!
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Region Philbis
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Fri 29 Sep, 2006 10:57 am
sozobe wrote:
I think I'm DEFINITELY owed a testicle.
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sozobe
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Fri 29 Sep, 2006 02:06 pm
Noddy wrote:
Stress can cause you to skip periods--but so can sperm.
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Region Philbis
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Thu 5 Oct, 2006 02:17 pm
Chai Tea wrote:
what do you think of the anus as a whole?
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roger
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Mon 9 Oct, 2006 07:54 pm
djjd62 wrote:
i'd probably fall into the ugly category, i mean why do i want to look the picture of health, eventually i'm gonna die, amd when i do i want it to look like it was inevitable
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JPB
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Wed 11 Oct, 2006 06:53 am
jespah wrote:
Life's too short to stir a risotto.
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Thu 12 Oct, 2006 06:02 pm
Thanks, JPB.
patiodog wrote:
The tree stands above us in stature and in time, observes us without concerning itself with us, and occasionally, in its more tender moments, allows itself to be chopped down for the necessary production of firewood, houses, and tabloids.
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Thu 12 Oct, 2006 06:11 pm
Jespah, I've just been thinking that whole page where you found P'dog's quote is a classic repartee between dlowan and patiodog - a complete pleasure to read.