Things people posted that would make perfect sig lines

"The ecstasies of the lovely pussies..."

Milk used to make me fart and then suddenly, it didn't make me fart.

Amazing.

Fluff can be very meaningful.

Ro 10:9
That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus,
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Does this mean no organs should be allowed in church?

That is what courtesy is all about......making someone feel valued.

This is my idea of romance: Respecting a woman and treating her like she is something special. Not putting her on a pedastal, but holding her up so her face feels the sun.

the thrill of it all, going down was an awesome adrenaline rush.

OK, pdog, I so dont wanna know what you do with real men in the toilet..

It is extreme folly to look for a man to fill in the blank spaces in your life. You need to fill those spaces yourself!

Real men don't pay much attention to what others say real men do or don't do.

It's always possible that he just didn't like the a-commode-dations at the jail...

...many of us here have nothing to say. We say it anyway!

I had always considered Bill Clinton to be an intelligent man and a capable leader, but I had never elevated him to the plateau of superstar until Dubya came along.

(all you Gurus in Training look alike...)

You've been a bad boy. Go to my room.