Things people posted that would make perfect sig lines

BUUUT DO YOU TOO FARKIN CREEPOS OFFTER TO DO ME ON THE "DO" THFREAD?

Frankly, my vagina has been such a busy little trooper, I may have to be told when the little bastard drops out.

Nimh is pretty sexy

I think that human nature has its plenitude, and that what you see in the press is the merest filip of what happens - and that is then blown up in the press, not entirely without reason, but many times beyond reason.

i just see a bunch of balls and penises

The "A" in pasty, Cornish Pasty is broad enough to cushion the miner should he happen to run afoul of the Tommyknockers and be pitchforked down the mine shaft.

The "A" in pastie is sneered with the hauteur of a Good Woman contemplating the possibility of confronting a stripper's nipples.

in order to reach the high notes, you must remember to insert a scaramouche in your fandango at the appropriate time.

I just found the goat cheese in my purse.
And my neck is out.

My heart is crushed.
In future please lie, lie like a President.

Dag, give the guy some time to grieve before jumping into bed with him....

Mothers who don't worry lack either love or imagination.