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Tue 13 Dec, 2005 08:51 pm
In the spirit of the season, I'm just here to beg for some stuff.
I don't really need anything, but after reading through "wanted" I suspect that I DESERVE something because, you know, I'm a nice person and it's Christmas and what is Christmas about if not loads of booty*, huh?
You see, my parents completely destroyed my life by working hard and staying poor enough to not give me everything I wanted. Those idiots relied on their imagination and creativity to make sure we had a holiday. What a couple of slobs. Damn bohemians.
So, on to the begging...
I want a time machine to take me back and put me in some other woman's (a rich one this time!) womb so that I can have everything I ever wanted right from the get-go. Don't get me wrong. I really, really love my mom and dad. They're aces! But they were total failures in the gimme-gimme-gimme department and I deserve better.
Please, I know that people with kind and generous hearts are reading this that have a time machine or know where to get one. Please help. You'll be full of karmicy goodness if you can just pull off this one little thing for me.
*That's "booty" as in plunder, not as in buttocks.
My question: Do you find this post offensive?
I'll explain it all in a bit.
I have a time machine.
C'mon over.
All I Wanted Was a Skateboard
Super Deluxe
All I wanted was a skateboard, but all I got was...
All I wanted was a skateboard, but all I got was...
All I wanted was a skateboard, but all I got was...
All I wanted was a skateboard, but all I got was...
This stupid sweater
This stupid...
Every year Christmas comes and it goes
Shedding tears where no one even knows
It so hard to be good when you are poor
I don't need a lot, just a little more
All I wanted was a skateboard, but all I got was...
All I wanted was a skateboard, but all I got was...
All I wanted was a skateboard, but all I got was...
All I wanted was a skateboard, but all I got was...
This stupid sweater
This stupid...
Look around, everybody's got the goods
And I've been cheated and misunderstood
Santa's gone and messed up once again
I've been good, but I've still got nothing
All I wanted was a skateboard, but all I got was...
All I wanted was a skateboard, but all I got was...
All I wanted was a skateboard, but all I got was...
All I wanted was a skateboard, but all I got was...
This stupid sweater
This stupid sweater
This stupid...
I don't want your socks or shirts or ties
All I need is four wheels so I can ride
You can stick that sweater up your ass
Every time seems to be worse than the last
All I wanted was a skateboard, but all I got was...
All I wanted was a skateboard, but all I got was...
All I wanted was a skateboard, but all I got was...
All I wanted was a skateboard, but all I got was...
This stupid sweater
This stupid...
This stupid sweater
This stupid...
Yeah!
So I'm guessing that gus is not offended AND that he has a time machine (can you get me tomorrow's Powerball numbers?) so .... okay.
djjd. I'm not buying you a skateboard.
Did this post offend you?
I'm offended, I'm a very sensitive guy.
Okay now Mr. Sensitivity, WHY did this post offend you?
Did your parents give you everything you wanted, you little cake eater?
Does the fact that some of us didn't get everything make you cry out of sadness and despare?
WHAT?
I'm really, REALLY trying to figure out what is so offensive about this post.
wait a minute, are you offended because you are a sensitive guy, or are you offended that you are a sensitive guy
i need some clarification
Boomer,
What your parents gave you, instead of a new "Betsy Wetsy" doll every Christmas...
Was a strong intellect, a razor sharp wit, a kind heart,
and a hell of a lot of common sense.
I consider you wealthy.
Intellect? Wit? These things are supposed to satisfy kids? Bleeeechhh, sappy. Kids need things that have bright colors and sirens and buttons and marketability and that their friends will be jealous of, or they'll be traumatized. Duh.
I'm sensitive because I grew up in the middle east and their were no presents to be gotten, I remember only 2 xmas presents as a child (1) and erector set (2) lincoln logs that had been sent by ship the prior summer from america.
Well,
I suppose they could have bought her a shiny new gun or two... What harm could that do ?
I'm offended.
All these years on A2K have turned me into a feminized, tree-hugging little wussy boy.
Thank you so much, Lion Tamer X!
My parents are the tops. (Okay, were the tops, my dad died a few years back, but my mom is still the tops.)
I consider myself very wealthy, insanely wealthy; I put Bill Gates to shame. They gave me more than anyone could dream of.
I'm not quite ready to explain myself, but the fact that my thread has not yet been deleted is a positive sign.
Now you've got it! Guns are what kids want, not a good heart and kindness and junk like that.
Heeeyyyyyy.....
They never gave me a gun.
Monsters!
boomer wrote:I'm not quite ready to explain myself, but the fact that my thread has not yet been deleted is a positive sign.
This whole thread is a bit cryptic and very un-boomerish.
Are you drinking as we speak, boomer?
You grew up in the Middle East, dys?
My brother in law did too. That is until they went on vacation and his dad was eaten by a shark so he had to come home. He loved it there, except for the beachy parts.
I loved teh beachy parts, we lived right on the beach in saudi arabia.
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