or klaxon
stage name and spoonerism for Clive Jackson, impromptu mime and jazz musician
inventor
An Elton John fan.
Panorama
An impressive display of cookware, generally hung from ceiling hooks, all around the kitchen.
melody
The uncomfortabel companion of obstreperous "Cee"
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Pilgrimage
Dismal trip to the pharmacy for flu medication when you're really feeling too miserable to move.
pharmacy
Where drugs are grown . . .
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Fresco
A neon sign on a fictional supermarket with one letter gone out.
Foreigner
How Spendi inserts his male member
lachrymose
The general effect when he withdraws it
Gasping.
Light coloured french stocking
Million
The life-long employee of a mill
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Shimotsuke
The antagonistic function of atropine to acetylcholine at synapses where its action is muscarinic.
Obtuse.
Operatic soprano who doesn't realize she sings pop tunes quite badly.
transubstantiation
Catching a resplendent winged insect and pinning it in a pretty glass display cabinet.
Conjoining.
Two grifters who hook up together to swindle others.
snoozer
pretty girl with a big nose
crustacean
Irritable old curmudgeon
imbecile
A very pleasant feeling one gets from post 262.
Muckers.
Galoshes gardeners use in the rain.
galoshes
