method of preparing eels by crushing them with other fish before frying
unrepentant
A pen that does not have a replaceable ink cartridge.
cemetery
A facility which prepares concrete . . .
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Hilarious
Real estate lingo for "Magnificent hilltop views, open airy layout"
constipation
A French FOR HIRE fee.
Primitive.
Simple minded prudery
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Crepitation
gradual decay of pancakes
prudery
PETA's lastest cause--A demand that all cows' utters be shielded from view during the milking process to protect the animals' personal sense of dignity.
sardonic
Having a penchant for holidays on large, Italian-speaking islands . . .
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Hegemon
A long, neatly trimmed row of ganja bushes.
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Salivation
The counterslogan of the man who said 'There's no I in salvation'.
beachcomber
Celebrity hairdresser who caters to his clients as they loll on the sand in the Hamptons.
solipsism
a solip of the tongue made by an egotist
panhandle
The game Michael Jackson (aka Peter Pan) most enjoys playing with young boys.
scruples
pairs of newly weds on day 2 of the honeymoon.
regimentation
the act of becoming just like either Reggie Miller or Reggie Jackson.
camera
the 'Axle Projection' Age
contradance
Popular ballroom item in the nineties similar to the Boston Two-step; sometimes called the Irangate Shuffle.
haphazard
something large and spiky that trips you up in the night
galoot
What women steal during riots . . .
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Claxon
