Southern California sunbathing style.
penultimate
A "Dear John" letter to Teller . . .
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Cygnet
A forged signature on a chain letter
Bacchanalia
Soreness in the spine
Ostracism
Belgian xenophobia
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Kerf
A small lump sometimes found in creamed soups or sauces.
mercurial
looking after the oceans
kerchief
The leader of all mixed-breed dogs.
banzai (or bonsai, if you prefer)
Banzai = the complete elimination of all zai, wherever found.
Bonsai = all good sai - not to be eliminated.
effluent
Someone who can speak more than three languages.
reconnoiter
Run the same scam twice on a true idiot . . .
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Damnation
The obvious eternal fate of opponents of ID.
Buchanan.
Spendius, don't drag in idiocy from other threads--this thread is for silly definitions--not your axe grinding . . .
The word to be defined is:
Damnation
Any country with a dyke (getcher minds outta the gutter), like the Netherlands, the US or China.
similitude
A feeling of illness produced by monotony and lack of variety.
clemency
The inability to shake the damp blues in coastal regions
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Floridian
One who neglected to bring sunscreen to the seashore.
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Transvestite
One who believes in diversifying his investment assets.
laparoscopy
That branch of medical science devoted to studying the beneficial results of children nestling on grandparents' knees.
diversification
the ability, cultivated in Ancient Persia, to compose two poems at the same time and deliver them in two different voices
obstacle
