To spy upon Tonya Harding, et al.
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Wimple
A person who chickens out of any confrontation.
certificate
a very special tiffin carrier, meriting a paper testimonial
magellan
What Ms DeGeneres calls her mother.
flagrant
An endowment for those who wish to pursue studies in flogging.
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Barbituate
what to say in Australia to someone who's just eaten barbecue
Iberian
A drinker who only consumes beer.
porch
A method of cooking an illegally caught fish.
Balustrade.
Wife swapping in the Urals.
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Hexamine
Placing a curse on miners.
Flummoxed.
A flu vaccine that doesn't work (like the one I got)
Histrionic
Male version of herstrionic
podium
venue for hosting the sphincter-olympics
impassive
A lady owning large estates contemplating a bloke over 22 who has no money or influence.
Marmalade.
Stealing another persons fantasy.
Midnight.
Knights who were alternates for seats at the Round Table.
majesty
what happens when Ma feels like telling a few jokes
rally
Make Robert E. angry . . .
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Diverticulitis
A condition causing uncontrollable giggling during solemn ceremonies.
laundress
