amputation of a foot (reply to "expedition")
circumspect
Gynecology--Women's Green Party
circumspect
A husband's attempts to explain how those lipstick stains got on his collar.
celluloid
Fat distributed through keloids
transference
Passing the buck when you've made a mistake
dynamic
Describes the extend parents go through naming their 7th child.
Drumline
A line where people line up to get RUM
loci
Name of Loch Ness' girlfriend
evening
out on the town with Adam's wife
molar
Of or relating to burrowing blind mammals . . .
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Dypsomaniac
A person who goes bananas if he sees anything that is even vaguely related to a swimming pool.
porcine
Badly executed passage in cinema . . .
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Prevaricate
The time of life before varicose veins appear.
profession
When professors give confessions
homomorphism
The body type of Carson Kressley (eep, sorry).
antlers
Gnats who dream of being ants
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Polygamy
Mother's sister is wooing another young innocent male
jihad
S'OK, happens all the time
What Janet Ingersoll lost . . .
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Dolomite
A bedbug that got into Setanta's pygamas instead of dagmaraka's.
Whooshing.
