pretend illness that stops you going to work after the office party
plutonium
the ancient hindu art of testicle chewing
pinball
When the pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey contestent gets really confused and stabs the host.
sphere
A painful irritation in one's underpants.
Insomnia.
Arrived at an out-of-the-way railway station in Poland . . .
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Ligature
A novel about ropes.
Gratuitous.
Unnecessarily large posterior . . .
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Glaucoma
The next level for someone in acomatose, affecting the pupils.
Pixilated
Infested with fairies . . .
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Draconian
Citizen of Dracoon City
Equilibrium
a late night TV Vampire
prolix
Tranquilizers for Everyone ! ! !
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Revetment
Reactivation of military personnel.
dungeon
A species of dung-beetle
Realised
A successful boob job.
superfluous
fake looking
enlightenment
The belief that becoming a blonde improves one's mind.
expedition
A bunch of cowpokes being chased by black bears.
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Gynecology