A collection of poems by the great bard Epi
rigmarole
Waiting on at the Mother's Union annual piss-up in best bib and tucker.
Revealing.
The daily task of stocking the butchers window with beef cuts.
Memorabilia
psychosomatic illness involving acute derangement of the bile, triggered by memories of some of the less pleasant things one has done in the past.
sluggishness
The quality of being like an unshelled mollusc. eg 'Jabba the Hutt had extreme sluggishness'
Rapacious
Taking an overly long time trying to figure out how to get your ball through the next croquet hoop. (I give up, it's not in my dictionary. What does it REALLY mean?)
spurge
a power surge that kills kittens
crazap (i made this word up today)
A gang impersonating jesus.
FILLIBUSTER
a prettily decorated basque
GUSTATORY
An outcry from the conservatives in Parliament.
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Consternation
Finding you've run out of toilet paper too late.
Krakov
A distasteful Russian witticism.
Prostration.
Brewers droop at the bordello.
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Dervish
resembling diesel but not diesel
Diesel
Actors who look decent and cant act.
Tabloid
(Well i'll be damned, this thread still lives . . .)
Tabloid: of or resembling inanimate objects which stick out.
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Blasé
Tarted-up Chinese madam
mahogany
A knees up that went beyond the bounds of decency.
Crustaceans.
