Debentures (pl.)
False teeth for one's coming out party.
Minsk
Bargain fur coat sold as mink but when damp is easily identified as skunk.
bamboozled
High on the fermented mash made from Panda food.
Zalambdodont.
a clumsy or infelicitous collocation
booking
the horrible creature unanimously voted by his peers as the scariest monster ever seen.
regimentation
A training procedure used by Can-Can dancers to perfect their art.
Flashbulb.
a cheap witticism, or the person who makes it
witticism
The excision of one's sense of humor
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Clarification
The act of being reminded of a breach of A2K rules. :wink:
solvability
the power of sunlight to reduce you to a puddle of sweat
I like your last one, Lezzles
ketchup
Something played by students who have failed to burn the midnight oil
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Petrolith
A person habituated to running to the headmaster to set his temper alight.
Violation.
An ecstatic joy arising from the contemplation of a bouquet of violets
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Haberdashery
Having a hidden camera in the corset shop trying-on cubicles.
Whalebones.
The size of the figurative bone that sticks in one's craw when trying to decypher or correlate the weird meanderings of some contributers.
elevation
A rish that moves
sophisticate
To make soft
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Diatribe
Orotund lemmings
misanthrope
An 18th century term for a chap in a coonskin cap who stuck his finger into the soup to see if the catsup had improved the taste of his muttonchops.
Episodes.