Pepsi
Potato chips or nachos
P.Chips
Wellington's or flip-flops
Wellington's
Tea or Coffee
coffee
iced tea or lemonade?
iced tea
crumpet or muffin?
never had a crumpet..so I'll try that
apple pie or apple crisp?
apple pie
Strawberries or Apricots?
strawberries
just picked and warm from the sun or refrigerated?
just picked
with cream or without?
either
fruit salad or green salad?
fruit salad
indoor or outdoor meals?
outdoor ( when no bugs)
restaurant or take out?
restaurant
riverside or inside?
Riverside with you Clary, then I could dump you in when you started!
Thames or Mersey?
Thames because The quality of Mersey is not strained, It droppeth from the ICI at Runcorn...
death by fire or death by water?
I'd rather prefer a bullet, off a jealous husband when I am in my 90's and in bed with his 35 year old sexy blonde wife.
Blind man or a battery driven toy?
Blind man to drive you to work, battery driven toy for a stocking present.
Christmas or Hanukkah?
Christmas
Church or party?
Party
fancy dress or fireworks?
