This or that?

hike.

take chances or live by the rules?

take a few chances

a couple of drinks and then drive or never drink and drive?

a couple of drinks and then drive

take lunch to work or buy lunch.

take my lunch daily

salad or sandwich for lunch?

Sandwich usually. Then a salad later.

Deep fried steak or deep fried turkey?

Never had deep fried turkey but it sounds better then deep fried steak (is that the same as chicken fried steak?)

Fringe or X-Files?

don't know either

download special ringtone for phone or use a standard one that comes with phone?

Old and pathetic cell phone. Don't bother with downloading any ringtones.

Favorite English swear word (the Queen's English):
Bollocks or twat?

Twat - Another word used to insult someone who has upset you. Also means the same as fanny but is less acceptable in front of your grandmother, as this refers to parts of the female anatomy. Another use for the same word is to twat something, which would be to hit it hard. Get it right or I'll twat you over the head!

Bollocks - This is a great English word with many excellent uses. Technically speaking it means testicles but is typically used to describe something that is no good (that's bollocks) or that someone is talking rubbish (he's talking bollocks). Surprisingly it is also used in a positive manner to describe something that is the best, in which case you would describe it as being "the dog's bollocks". Englishmen who live in America take great delight in ordering specialised registration plates for their cars using the letters B.O.L.L.O.X. Good eh?

bollocks

wool or cotton socks?

cotton socks

dishwasher or wash up by hand?

I have a dishwasher but for some pots and pans it's best to do them by hand.

Indoor or outdoor hot tub?

Indoor.

Surfing or water skiing?

Water skiing most probably. My wet suit sprang a leak recently and I damn near drowned surfing (I bought a new wet suit after).

On a hot day sitting on the beach in the sun or under a tree in the shade?

Under the shade with a book.

If you had to be tricked by a trickster, which trickster would you mind less if they tricked you: Loki or Coyote?

I think one's fanny is in the front in the U.K. and maybe other places as well. (Correct me if I'm wrong, but I seem to remember hearing this recently). In the U.S., one's fanny is in the back and one's "twat" is in the front.

picking up from tsar.....

coyote

chili or beef stew?

chili.

brazil or hazel nuts?

Re: Fanny
In the first sentence, when I said "maybe other places as well," I meant places in the world, not places on the body.

Whether places in the world or slang descriptions of a woman's anatomy you are still playing the game incorrectly.

Hazel nuts

Breasts or Buttocks?