@NickFun,
How about remote controlled helicopter with attached golf ball sized pincher's? To tell you the truth, I never golfed on anything other then a miniature golf course.
Golfing on with a half a dozen slow moving/attacking zombies on each hole/course or golfing on a course where each hole has 12 sleeping/easily irritated mountain lions and grizzly bears ... (don't wake or hit them with your golf ball you'll be fine)?