@NickFun,
I lived on a pond once. It was quite lovely and serene. But my dream home would include a living room with a literal view of the ocean. Wouldn't know how it would be done but I imagine the high tide would come up to a foot or two above the bottom of the living room bay window.
Cottage by the sea.
Who would you hire to solve your unsolvable case?
The hard boiled and shrewd Private Investigator
Philip Marlowe or the sophisticated and worldly Private Investigator
Hercule Poirot?