depends
paper or plastic?
Plastic
white board or chalk board?
white board
chocolate chip or frosted oatmeal cookies?
neither ( avoid fats and avoid heart disease )
Comic book or Shakespeare?
Neither.
Driving sensibly without a cell phone or driving like an idiot with a cell phone?
avoid cell phone
Boats or trains
plane
bagel or english muffin
English muffin.
With butter or margarine?
I've always wished someone would explain the difference!
Alligator shoes or leather shoes?
None (coz I am green)
Rockets or Space Shuttles
The difference is jams contain fruit, jellies use only the juice.
Space Shuttles
regular or decaf
regular.
reading a magazine or a newspaper?
no socks right now!
air conditioning or 2 - 60 air?
AC
global warming or human rights violations
human rights violations
Bus or train
Train
Robert Redford or Brad Pitt
Robert Redford in his prime was a far better actor.
Sophia Loren or Jamie Lynn Spears?