crocodile
a hearty or light breakfast?
light breakfast
scorching sun or heavy rain
heavy rain
cofee with apple cake or tea with scones, strawberries and cream?
tea with scones, strawberries and cream?
Penile irrigation in the STD clinic or dozing off in the conservatory watching Alan Titchmarsh selling gardening kit?
If I had to choose, dozing off in the conservatory watching Alan Titchmarsh selling gardening kit. But it was a tough decision.
Running naked down the street screaming "FRESH FISH!!!" or attend a fundraiser for John McCain?
I'll give both a miss thanks.
Drinking the best Scottish Whiskey or the best French Champagne?
In my eyes the best Scotch Whiskey is still the worst piss (no offense). The best French Champagne for me all the way.
Blue jeans or woolen pants?
Woolen pants. (Winter here)
Read or write a book?
Sandals
Hot bath or shower?
fence
lawn or flower garden?
flower garden
fact or fiction?
fact
romance or action movie?
Action, but most of them have a little romance in them as well.
Animal House or Gone with the Wind?
Animal House
Star Trek films or Star Wars films?
Neither
Documentaries or Cartoons?
Documentaries
Frick or Frack?
Dorothy Hamill
Lasagna or manicotti
neither
baseball or football?