driver
seat belts or air bags?
sedan
wooden table or earthen table?
Probably earthen as it does not involve kiling trees.
Slinky or Super Ball?
oooh that's a toughie
slinky
The Hulk or G.I. Joe?
Hulk, as long as it's one of a Roman trireme which foundered in shallow seas when carrying gold to a remote safe haven.
Diving or hang-gliding?
Diving, ya can't fall down.
Stud or draw?
Stud
Roulette or Slot Machine?
roulette
French or Ranch dressing?
Neither - am veggie
dress up or dress down?
Beer
Chicago or New York City
New York
Swimming or skiing?
Tea
Smoking or Non Smoking?
Smoking.
Cough mixture or glue?
Cough mixture
Getting drubk at the local or at home?
At the local.
Stockings and sussies or bare gooseflesh?
