Neither
Horseback riding or motorbike riding?
Horseback riding
Little lap dog or big guard dog?
Big dog!
dribbling Neo Mastiff or moulting border collie?
Border Collie
Brown or White bread?
white
olive oil or cooking oil?
olive oil
Omelettes or boiled eggs?
boiled eggs
broom or vacuum
Both. One without sugar, the other with.
Lager or bitter?
Lager
Foster or Heineken?
Stella for me.
Shopping? Or knocking down walls?
shopping
lazing on the beach or fishing?
lazing on the beach.
watching the scantily clad babes go by or watching the silly buggers fishing in the bay through binoculars.
watching the silly buggers fishing in the bay through binoculars.
glass or cup?
glass (with beer!!)
kite flying or playing marbles?
kite flying
sanity or insanity?
shorts
jumper or T-shirt?
t-shirt
slip on shoes or lace-ups?