Veteran, as I've never heard of the other.
Spring or Autumn?
Can you please explain the difference to the question?
Running naked down Barlow Moor Road on a cold and frosty January morning singing I will if you will so will I at the top of your voice, or having a two week holiday in Las Vegas with a five hundred quid a day gambling float at your disposal.
Las Vegas...
The Barlow Moor, naked, I do on a regular basis, especially if I've been in The Four in Hand after work
Chips and egg or Egg Fu Yung?
x
Egg and chips with HP Sauce fresh bread and irsih butter.
Climbing Ben Nevis in the middle of January wearing a string vest, a thong and pair of black pumps or lying on a South Sea Island beach with Spendi as your man-servant for a fortnight all expenses paid.
The answer...
Is bloody obvious!
I'll go and find me pumps!
...but could I do what I wish to the manservent in training?
A squillian pounds or sussies phizzog in the stocks an Lymm Town centre?
x
A squillion pounds. I'm not familiar with the other choice.
Rummaging through dustbins looking for bottles of Tanquery with a few drops left in them or entering a hot dog eating contest at Coney Island?
entering a hot dog eating contest at Coney Island
Halloween or Easter?
Easter
dark chocolate, or white chocolate?
dark chocolate
Sweet or Salty?
mild
creamy carbonara or tomato bolognaise sauce
tomato bolognaise sauce
Barbecue grilled Pork Chop or T-Bone Steak?
T Bone, medium rare thanks
Salad or Vegies
Salads
White or Red wine?
White...
candle lit table or booth?
Candle lit table
Screened porch or open deck?
open deck...
fireplace or campfire
campfire
sleeping in tent or motel?
LMBO! I like a bed in room and room service myself!
Sunny or Stormy?