Europe.
Doing the conga with your favourite a2k friends or jumping off a mountain into icy cold water?
Doing the conga.
Going to a nice restaurant or going to the theatre?
Can I do both?
Reading poetry to the one you love by an open fire or skiing down a mountain heading for a tree?
Reading poetry anytime.
Going for a picnic or enjoy a bbq at home?
picnic.
Skinning dipping at midnight or speaking in public?
skinny dipping. anytime
croissants or donuts?
croissants
wine or spirits?
Spirits.
Mounting a professionally built touring bicycle at John O'Groats and setting off at 5.30 am going south of course in a race with 12 competitors of all ages, being prepared to cycle for 12 hours a day for five consecutive days covering a distance of approximately 1,250 miles in total or lying like an idle bastard on your sofa watching crap cricket on television and supping more cans of out of date John Smiths Extra Smooth.
lying like an idle bastard on your sofa watching crap cricket on television and supping more cans of out of date John Smiths Extra Smooth.
Being hit by a truck and dying on the road whilst riding your bicycle or dying on the sofa at home sipping lovely cold beer?
dying on the sofa at home sipping lovely cold beer?
Having your backside caned by a frustrated lady or expressing your masochistic tendencies in more ego flattering forms.
Both.
Working in Raymonds Revue Bar and stripping off nightly for the punters, having a purpose built flat in Soho and earning in excess of a grand a week for whatever the punters demand of you or selling newspapers on Oxford Road for seventy five quid a week and living in a hostel, where your likely to be abused by any bugger bigger and stronger than you.
I'll take my chances with the secon option...
always coming up with sensless scenarios or bieng realistic once in awhile
Senseless scenarios.
Being an educated person with a flair for showing the under-dogs how bright you are or sharing your capabilities with the minorities in the hope of making life better for one and all.
sharing your capabilities with the minorities in the hope of making life better for one and all.
Pole dancing in front of your closest family and friends ... or streaking down a main street while being chased by the papparazzi
Pole dancing in front of your closest family and friends
Spa or sauna?
spa
manicure or pedicure?
manicure
hair treatment or massage?
hair treatment
natural or colored hair?
natural
sightseeing or shopping?
Sightseeing.
Riding a motorcycle at speeds in excess of 150 mph on a suitable road or track or sitting in the passenger seat of an Austin Healey 100/4 being driven cautiously around the Cotswolds on a warm sunny summers day.
