This or that?

tea, please




hot tea or iced tea

hot tea.

Sitting in a plastic seat at the Chinese Olympic Games being jollied along by rituals and ceremonies whilst chomping on a £400 bag of pork scratchings or playing the rouleete wheels in Vegas and staying in a down town boarding house of ill repute, seeing the potential of the sex game, investing in it, making a fortune and managing all the interviews for the new recruits.

Playing the roulette wheels in Vegas and staying in a down town boarding house of ill repute, seeing the potential of the sex game, investing in it, making a fortune and managing all the interviews for the new recruits.


Screwing the best of the applicants for the various jobs to hand on a regular basis or lying on the sofa with big fluffy pillows under your thick skull, watching cricket and drinking tins of past their sell by date John Smiths Extra Smooth, smoking roll ups despite all the evidence to hand that cigarettes are dangerous to your health, but taking the stupid inconceivable notion that you know better than the Minister for Public Health.

Uh. Ow.

Watching cricket, perhaps. Especially if James Anderson is bowling...



India or England? Who's gonna win the decisive test?

India is way too hot. But in England it rains too much. But for Cricket I will say India.


Basking in the afterglow of a romantic sexual encounter or laying in a holes surrounded by fire ants?

Fire ants!

Jogging or Walking?

running

Scorpions or Serpents

Serpents.



Cobra or Python.

Python

riding a camel or an elephant?

camel

millions or trillions

millions (easier to count )

swimming or cycling?

cycling (I can't swim )


Flying to Paris for dinner then a concert by Andre Rieu, followed by a personal supper with him & his Orchestra or Spending the night with your favourite a2ker's, drinking, playing strip poker, and painting the town red, white, blue & any other colour you can think of?

Spending the night with your favourite a2ker's, drinking, playing strip poker, and painting the town red, white, blue & any other colour you can think of?


Random sex with anybody willing or being selective regarding looks and body condition/

being selective regarding looks and body condition

A night out in Amsterdam or London?

London

dinner and a movie or dancing & a walk in the park

dancing and a walk in the park

spa or sauna?

spa

any hair stylist/barber or loyalty to a single one

loyal to a single one

do your own hair or attend salon?

mostly do my own hair

closely cropped or a good bit of length

close cropped

natural or coloured hair?