Rock.
Jumping off the wing of a bi-plane at 6000 feet with a single parachute over Morecambe Bay on a sunny afternoon in August or lying on your couch like a fat bone idle walrus watching cricket and drinking cans of out of date John Smiths Extra Smooth.
Lying on my couch like a fat bone idle walrus watching cricket and drinking cans of out of date John Smiths Extra Smooth.
Jumping off the wing of a bi-plane at 6000 feet with a single parachute over Morecambe Bay on a sunny afternoon in August and getting your braces stuck fast in the struts or helping can-can girls do quick changes between performances.
There be nowt better than a bit of a dalliance with the can-can girls, so I'll settle for that and fold the parachute up!
Auditioning top-less dancers for the new night club shortly to be opened at the top end of Lord Street and being paid a handsome management fee for running the club providing you can ensure bums fill the seats and a healthy bottom line is attained in all aspects or selling ice cream from a Robinson's Van at The Lancashire Agricultural Show, with sales of sweets and tobacco being an optional extra.
Auditioning top-less dancers
Sitting on an electrified barbed-wire fence twitching like a gizmo or dozing in a hammock listening to a radio commentary on a Test Match which is sliding inexorably towards stalemate.
Sitting on the electrified barbed wire fence twitching like a gizmo!
Going for fun and games in the back of Gus's pick-up truck into the Ozark Mountains of Missouri or having a quick blow job from a toothless old hag normally acquainted with riding around the satanic hills on a besom.
Neither
ice skiting or roller skating?
roller skating.
Uphill or downhill.
downhill
smoking a cigarette or pipe?
Neither (I don't smoke) :wink:
Dancing in the rain or Singing on the stage?
danicing in the rain
swimming in the sea or private pool?
Private Pool
Writing your memoirs or reading a novel?
writing memoirs
working day or evening?
daytime
pineapple or mango
pineapple
cucumber or avocado?
Cucumber....freshly cut slices on brown bread with Irish butter.
Working for BBC as a street reporter with the odd chanced of being goosed whilst reading a news report to the general public on the 6 O'Clock news or being taken prisoner by the Taliban and held in a tribal camp whilst a decision on your future was made.
Neither
hot or cold meals?
hot.
With salt or without.
Gravy
Spaghetti or ravioli?
